The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018

Crotchety ole fuck

Cranky old homophobic white male with right wing extremists views

Man that guy Terry is such a Crotchety ole fuck. He is always complaining about the younger generation

by NY Mike January 28, 2020

bo’ ‘ole ‘o ‘woer

The British way of saying water, commonly used by british tourists traveling to America.

British Ava: Hey! Can I have a bo’ ‘ole ‘o ‘woer?

McDonalds Worker: Are you British?

by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

ol' Frosty Adam

4 foot icicle broken ways and shoved up your asshole sideways.

I bet Jared from subway got the ol' frosty adam in prison.

by Conky13 February 27, 2019

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Sister: Stop pretending to type random letters and play Pony Town.
Me: Okay, then just wait a little bit. *searching `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`7410/8520*963.-++-.369*0258/0147 into Urban Dictionary and see the definition*

by Dang Hoang November 9, 2023

The Ole Groucho Marks

When you don't manscape, so you got a nice big bush of pubes, and bury your member in your partners mouth, so they wear your pubes like eyebrows and look like Groucho Marks.

Damn, I bout pissed myself laughing, lookin all bushy browed when I gave em the Ole Groucho Marks.

by Daisy Chain for Satan January 12, 2024

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Pinch the person who typed this. FAST! They're about to fall asleep in class.

Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: Wake up! (Pinches her)
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by `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm, March 17, 2024