A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
by HeadCandy February 20, 2009
Get the Morning Lift-Offmug. by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010
Get the Good Morning Vietnammug. The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.
by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009
Get the Morning After Punchmug. To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.
Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".
by MT Newton August 29, 2010
Get the Good morning beautifulmug. Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.
I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.
by Zabrow December 18, 2008
Get the Good Morning Americamug. 1. A Group of employees, usually female, that enjoy putting dirty cars at overflow to the point where there are no cars cleaned or online, thus allowing the night crew to take care of, but not before they make conversation about all the dirty cars that are at overflow..... giggle, then take a clean one off line and sit at the pet cemetary discussing various girl like topics ( ex. Leg shaving, snail trailing, Boys, and finishing with a recap of dirty cars nosed in with no orderly fashion what so ever.)
Ex.
Dollar Morning Crew Employee 1 "Wow look at all those dirty cars we're being paid to clean, lets scatter them in this parking lot and go watch planes!"
Dollar Morning Crew Employee's 2-4 " Yaaaay!"
Dollar Morning Crew Employee 1 "Wow look at all those dirty cars we're being paid to clean, lets scatter them in this parking lot and go watch planes!"
Dollar Morning Crew Employee's 2-4 " Yaaaay!"
by Concernd Citizen August 21, 2006
Get the DOLLAR MORNING CREWmug. My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!
by comradez May 26, 2014
Get the Morning Love Tapmug.