pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.

man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.

by erek February 5, 2005

Bologna and Jam

A term for Intercourse. Bologna referring to the penis and jam referring to the action of forcefully putting "it" in. Simply, a man "jamming" his penis into a woman's vagina.

Obama: Hey Hillary...you want some bologna and jam?

Hillary: Of course....I am the secretary of state for a reason.

Obama: Right On Hillary!

by RetroJunkie November 21, 2010

schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

by Brandon12 December 15, 2008

Jam Marriott

Jam Marriott is the leader of jam cult which has amassed a decent following

Members of jam cult worship Jam Marriott

by Jammie69 May 1, 2020

honey jams

- what LA ARMYs are
- a title better and superior to the commonly known “no jams” person
- someone or something that is positive, supportive and clingy/sticky like “honey” but in a good way 👍

RM: LA got HONEY JAMS
or

Person A: Are you a “no jams”?

Person B: Gross. I’m a “Honey Jams”, thank you very much

by STREAM IDOL U HOES September 6, 2018

sleep-jamming

v. The dancing of an extremely tired, nearly asleep concert-goer, though nodding off the person continues to move to the music.

Common at music festivals due to sleep deprivation, and hours of standing.

Did you see Todd sleep-jamming at the Umphrey's concert? He was loving it.

by sauter January 28, 2008

Ram Jam

Ramming Jam into your asshole

"Phaggot shut the fuck up or I will ram jam you"

by Cynicbeast69 February 7, 2021