mystery meat

1. Fillers and other additives that are put into hashish to increase the volume at little or no cost. Such ingredients include but are not limited to:
Glue
Plastics
Kerosene, gas, and/or diesel fuels and/or by-products
Tranquilizers
Ground up bricks
Sand
Such ingredients are commonly found in "Soap Bars", an extremely cheap and low potency form of hashish that is commonly found in the UK. The best hashish can be bought in Holland or Amsterdam.

2. A common term used to describe school lunch meat that is of unknown origin. It is usually drenched in gravy to disguise whatever it is really made from.

1. Dude, dont smoke that shit, it's filled with mystery meat.

2. This mystery meat is so chewy, I think it's made from rubber.

by Lil' Grimmy May 27, 2006

Mystic Mac

The nickname given to the G.O.A.T of MMA, Conor McGregor. Popularized at his time with the UFC where he would predict the round in which He would knock his opponents out.

“I said I would knock him out in the first round, and I knocked him out in the first round. You can call me Mystic Mac, because I predict these tings.”

Ruchir: Did Conor McGregor knock that dude out in the second round?

Saihil: Mystic Mac strikes again

by thenotorioussaihilchetty April 24, 2020

Mysti

Mysti is a name given only to fire faeries or creatures.

An example would be Mystic Flame.

by Mystic Flame October 26, 2005

myspace

Something I wish would go away.

Specific: A database of everyone that does not deserve to exist.

Several of the O.C. characters have their own profiles on MySpace. Some myspace users have gone beyond not deserving to exist, and instead, do not exist in the first place.

by lloopylydia September 5, 2005

Myspace whore

Someone who claims to have 'lots of friends' and a 'busy social life' yet manages to log on to Myspace for at least five hours a day. They must have 394504659 friends or else LOL. They blog about everything from the MCR gig they attended to the fact they lost their eyeliner. They dream of logging on and seeing NEW COMMENTS! NEW PIC COMMENTS! NEW FRIEND REQUESTS! Etc, etc. They take a million pictures every day and choose the two most flattering and normally up the contrast to hide their spotty skin and add some shitty emo caption underneath to make themselves look 'creative'. In most pictures they are pouting and not wearing a lot. In others they're at some HxC gig with a bottle of beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other despite the fact they claim to be STRAIGHTxEDGE. They post bulletins every .576553645 seconds saying things like: 'comment my new pics BIATCHES! ILY! Kthanxbi.' Be warned that no scenesters or Myspace whores look anything like their pics in real life! LOL!

TiaTERROR is such a myspace whore.

by 4444 August 12, 2007

Myspace Picture

A myspace picture is one that is not necessarily of a high or low quality, but was taken specifically to be posted on one's online interweb profile (myspace, facebook). Generally this picture is taken at a wild obscure angle, in a top of head to chest pose, or in a bathroom mirror. This picture is also usually depicting a person that is sad, emo, seductive, completely blank faced, or is having a giant unreal smile. This is different from a myspace photo, which is mostly about greasy hair and the need for people for to

I love ur new myspace picture.
Thanx! I'm gonna take a new one right now!
k...
Oh man it is posted LOL. COMMENT on it PLZ (myspace comment)
Is this the exact same picture?
No it's a brand new one!
Oh... hawt!

UR new pic is zooo amazing! You are the cuitest evar.

by circuspunk January 28, 2006

myspacitis

Myspacitis is a little known yet widespread disease that affects many in our nation, and even globally. The sufferer experiences having no life and spending hours upon hours browsing random people on MySpace. Their 'thing' is to gain as many friends as possible, as to up their 'cool points'. They also strive to make their music lists, well, bigger than yours. Even if they've barely listened to the artists they put on there. Those are just the major symptoms.

Shiiit man, that photo whore is always on myspace 24/7. She definately has myspacitis.

by Thulasi October 23, 2005