Ten Second Murphy

When a male orgasms after only ten seconds of masturbation.

What a loser, he must be a ten second murphy!

by Jack Bingeman February 10, 2007

Beat a Murder Drone Day

On January 14th. You can beat the shit out of Murder Drones and they can't do shit about it.

Person 1: Hey there is a murder drone. Let's beat the shit out of it!
Person 2: Oh HELL YEAH! I will get my weapons!
Person 3: I love to beat the shit out of murder drones on Beat a Murder Drone Day

by Murder Drone ZX November 27, 2021

Murphy's Lingerie

When you wear a sexy thong/lacy bra/smart pair of boxers through the week in the hope of some action, but the day you finally give up on any semblance of a sex life and wear sensible underwear, some really hot dude/chick shows up at your place.

X: So, How was last night with that hot stranger?

Y: Rough start. I was wearing granny pannies.

X: Ouch. you got Murphy's Lingeried.

by Shitrax January 14, 2010

murh

said when one is feeling irritation or annoyance towards another, or just said for amusement to get a reaction out of someone.

Bob: What are you doing?
Chris: MURH!

by MURH! July 15, 2007

Murphy's Law

What can go wrong, will go wrong.

If you drop buttered toast, it will always land butter side down... Murphy's Law

by Dalby's fan December 2, 2009

cillian murphy

1. Sexyest guy on earth!
2. great actor!

sometimes bad things happen to good people-Jackson Rippner(Cillian Murphy)

by silvercell September 24, 2005

murphy lee

HES A MOTHA FUCKN P.I.M.P...ST. Louis Repuuursent

by lil' smiles September 6, 2003