Curtises mum

Goes to beaches and gets d*ck. Then proceeds to get ice cream and gets pooped on by seagulls.

Dang Curtises mum is blowing off agaaaain!

by JoeAndYourMumsAHoe May 10, 2021

ur mum gay

Probably one of the most hurtful insults that can cross your tongue. Used only in extreme circumstances to completely obliterate the other person.

Person 1: “I just stole your memes.”
Person 2: “well ur mum gay.”
Person 1: *dies*

by UrMumGay123456789 January 13, 2022

nug mum

Some who supplies or buys chicken nugs for the fam.

Lauchy is the fam's nug mum during social gatherings of the squad.

by Danktunnel January 9, 2018

Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022

Mum

{A person who is gay}

{Hi Mum}

by NICE BALLZ November 23, 2019

tanbeers mum

A asian lady with a large backside
Also has big breats
and a stripper at the Red Light District

tanbeers mum has a very large bum

by Tanbeers mum March 21, 2019

ur mum

a large, hideous monster.

1- “holy shit, whats that big fat monster?”

2- “what?? where?”

1- “oh. its just ur mum”

by laxatives4life January 22, 2023