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Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.
That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:
by Bulldog fan October 13, 2016
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Muff Nuggets

The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair
"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"
by Busted Gumboot January 18, 2017
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mufasa beard

A beard that is godly, connected, lengthy and not patchy.
by Sweet Cheeses April 13, 2017
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Mufasa

An older woman around age 80+ who looks to pick up younger men.
Johnny says: hey man im gonna go inside real quick
friend says: ok
mufasa: ooo look at the young man.. hes just my type and i heard his friend call him johnny, ill try to see if he wants to be my new boy toy.
by kitrox October 31, 2017
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muffchunk

A word of such magnitude that it has several meanings depending on what part of the world you live in:-

1. Generic name for a Lady garden aka Vageen
2. Where a solid portion of Yellow Muff discharge is deposited into ones lady gusset .

3. The extremely fortunate event where a man vomits into vagina.
1. Oooh errr that's a nice well-kept muffchunk you have their my dear! Why thank you kind sir It’s had one careful owner and has a full service history to match.

2. To avert yet another day of constant floor cleaning I had better wear the appropriate apple catchers to contain all of my muffchunks.

3. Thank you my Darling husband for the Muffchunk let me have a shower and we can do it all again after lunch! We’re having Eggs Benedict. Nice!!!!
by Muffchunk May 4, 2018
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Muff & tuff

A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.
Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!
by Luz@3leches September 4, 2018
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