Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.

When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.

by Marco Porno August 14, 2015

Medude-sa

A Definition of white males with dreadlocks.

The term refers to a male version of Medusa, having dreadlocks instead of snakes.
Plural; Medude-sa

That hippie festival is crawling with Medude-sa!

Medude-sa everywhere!!

by Shanger_Danger November 9, 2015

muddle

A muddy puddle.

Stop jumping in the muddle you will get wet and muddy.

by bluedrop403 November 27, 2015

muddy gems

Filthy testicles

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.

by 100010001 June 10, 2016

muddish

A common phrase for a language combining all the major Slavic languages (ie. Polish, Ukrainian, Czech, etc.)

When Helen was asked what language she speaks, she replied "I speak Muddish".

by 5K4CH May 14, 2016

muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 1, 2016

muddy flag

The Muddy Flag is simply the bedsheet on which nasty pleasures are partaken. These include a Cleveland Steamer, Hot Carl and Alabama Hot Pocket.. or any case in which fecal matter is involved. The fecal matter if not collected or disposed of correctly is transferred to the sheet and one may hang the sheet as a sign of victory and accomplishment and therefore known as the Muddy Flag.

Pete: Oh man, didn't you take Shannon home last night? I heard she loves the ass stuff.
Ben: Yea bro, i shit all over her chest and the rolled her over and put it in her ass. Then I hung the Muddy Flag from the balcony.
Pete: *vomits*

by cumBag January 25, 2016