monona

A small, rich, very beautiful, but generally close-minded suburbian community in Wisconsin, not unlike the suburb that Edward stays in in the film Edward Scissorhands. A stereotypical vision of an average American community. Monona is a suburb of Madison, but the similarities are few.

Everything is so close that you can walk anywhere, but Monona kids are so spoiled that their parents drive them everywhere. If Monona was large enough to have public transportation, they wouldn't ride in it because it would be too dirty and scary for them.

The majority of Monona's youth are extremely sheltered, spoiled, and ridiculously ungrateful. The groups of kids that call themselves "gangs" in Monona hang out after school at the public library, because that's just how hardcore they are in Monona.

Anyone with strange clothes in the community will be called a "poser", "bitch", etc. by the residents, and is subject to nonstop taunting and harassment.

The majority of the girls are slutty, stereotypical back-stabbing preppies, and the majority of the boys are slutty, perverse, stereotypical jock/preppies.

Most of the "subcultural" kids shop at Hottopic and listen to mainstream radio, out of unintentional ignorance.

Ponds and lakes around Monona have killed dogs with their filth. It is the part of this suburb that really represents what sort of people live there.

My name is StereotypicalPreppie, and I'm from Monona. OMG, I am soooo pissed off at my parents, they gave my third iPod to my little brother!! I can't believe it. I think I'm going to go pretend to smoke some weed because I'm so EXTREMELY rebellious. Maybe afterwards I'll go hang out with the Night Riders at the public library. We'll probably get kicked out because we're sooo gangster.

by Rebekah Rebel August 2, 2006

moon doggie

The guy whose nose fits perfectly into the eye of his "lady".

- This is how you know someone compliments you perfectly in every way.

A reference from the 1961 "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" movie.

After years of searching, I finally found my moon doggie. mmm mmm mmm he's the bomb sauce yo! The perfect flava;-)

by Julie_ann May 28, 2005

moon hoax

The 'Moon Hoax' (also the 'Apollo Hoax' or 'Lunar Hoax') refers to the conspiracy theory that asserts that the US Apollo Moon landings were faked by NASA. This basic claim is usually offered founded on a number of further assertions, usually relating either to supposed 'inconsistencies' found in the imagery returned from the Moon; or to physical reasons why the landing could not have taken place. For example, a common claim is that no human being could survive the transit through the Van Allen radiation belts.

The thriller movie 'Capricorn One' tells the story of the hoaxing of a manned trip to Mars. It is based on the persistent moon hoax claims, and illustrates several of the common conspiracy arguments.

by Mostinius January 10, 2008

Moon Lake

Crack-Head central full of trailors snanks cunts and Red Necks.

Dont go to moon lake or the skanky crack-head renecks will Getcha!!

by Sanchez Corisine June 2, 2007

moon bug

A moon bug is a crazy person. It came from the term lunatic, which our family twisted to lunar tic, to lunar bug, to moon bug.

I can't believe you did that. You're a moon bug!

by Trisha F July 8, 2006

Moon Tan

A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.

Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."

by Hinderonus May 18, 2011

Moon Queen

A member of the female gender to whom a particular member of the male gender is attracted to. A term meant to portray the strong (often romantic) feelings of the male towards the female

"Hey, man I really like Julienne, I'm crazy about her, she's like my moon queen."

by Reeder90 November 2, 2008