mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this

Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do

by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022

Mobile Delivery

1. A barrel in Scrap Clicker 2 which is the 105th barrel in the game.

2. A barrel in ScrapTD which moves incredibly fast and has high HP which can somehow run through your defences.

3. (Informal) A delivery.

"Mobile Delivery was hard for me to obtain though, but I finally got it after prestiging for Golden Scrap after like 3 hours."

"Dang, Mobile Delivery is a broken barrel and it needs nerfing because it always runs past my defences!"

"My mobile delivery has finally came after 2 days!"

by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023

Mobil 1

An American brand of synthetic motor oil and other automotive lubrication products. Originally developed by the Mobil oil company, it is now globally marketed and sold by ExxonMobil.

Mobil 1 engine oil was introduced in 1974. The brand range now includes a variety of engine oils, oil filters, chassis grease, transmission fluids, and gear lubricants

by SPrice1980 February 1, 2023

Mobil 1

A brand of motor oil

From 2023 season onwards, Mobil 1 will partner Red Bull KTM Factory Racing MotoGP team as an official lubricant partner and supplier.

by SPrice1980 February 1, 2023

Mobius Double Reach Around

A reach-around using both hands where the fingers are crossed so the index and middle and crossed, as are the pinky and ring

I met this dorky gal and she showed me the mobius double reach around

by Cryptopox137 March 14, 2023

MoBILF

Mother of Bride I’d Like to F.

I’ve crossed the bridge from hitting on hot bridesmaids at weddings to the hot single mom of the bride. She’s a MoBILF!

by Nate.king March 31, 2023

MoBILF

Mother Of the Bride I’d Like to Fuck

I’m too old to hit on the bridesmaids, but Staci’s mom is definitely MoBILF status, so sexy!

by Nate.king March 31, 2023