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Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist
"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"
by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 26, 2019
mugGet the Ming headmug.

Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it
I gave my boyfriend a winter minge
by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022
mugGet the Winter Mingemug.

Ming scafidi

by Walle2001 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Ming scafidimug.

Minge Guardian

A deeply insecure and distrusting man who constantly obsesses over his girlfriends, wife's or female friends attractiveness and percieve every mans interaction as an attempt to obtain access to his ladies private area. He will never relax in a social setting if there is one other man in the proximity, his hyper-vigilant state of paranoia is an issue that causes much friction in his home life
I'm so sick of him always behaving like this! I don't need a minge guardian, I can take care of myself
by Nicotharappist October 4, 2022
mugGet the Minge Guardianmug.

ming

a something an individual would call somebody who they have had sexual intercourse with
him: that one of my mings

her: hym
him: i be fucking her
by igotsomegooddefs December 11, 2019
mugGet the mingmug.

Minge

'Minge' is a UK (British) slang word for a car/vehicle
Eg.
"Wow Amy I love your minge
"Thank you what colour is your minge?"
"My minge is white"
by British.slang December 30, 2022
mugGet the Mingemug.

Minge

A funny name for a woman's vagina most commonly used in the UK or England.
"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"

" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
mugGet the Mingemug.

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