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Switch MILF

Women of child bearing age that are hooked on Nintendo Switch.
Sam's mom started playing Animal Crossing, she's a total Switch MILF
by Otterpops86 March 19, 2022
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MILF

It means Man (M) I (I) love to (L) fish (F)
guy 1: MILF

guy 2: we were talking fishing not my mom
by Salted_crabs January 9, 2022
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Milf

A very hot mom. Milf stands for:
Mom I'd Like to F*ck.

Usually 30-59 years of age, and has a big ass and tits. Has had at least one child.
"Mrs. Twedt is the hottest milf I've seen."

Lisa Ann is an ideal definition of a milf.
by Chunky Blizzard October 13, 2020
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milf

a milf is someone who is very hot and has big badonker boobas and momma. only people of good taste truly know how to enjoy milfs.
#MILF AYO UR MOM IS HOT! 🔥 oh, you mean seph..? 😏 AY WHY TF WOULD YOU SAY THAT MAN! 🤬
by secksmaster69 February 25, 2021
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MILF

Man, she's really funny! She's a MILF!
Bro, that was a funny joke, have you ever thought of yourself as a MILF?
by milf_disdhik December 26, 2021
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movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.
Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"
by Milfyway November 15, 2013
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MILF

Sarah Lapeirre is small but hate that kid . but her mother Kim Lapeirre is a MILF in production.
by VashuFolz July 2, 2024
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