When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.
In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.
Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
Gwen: Yeah, so what?
Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.
Gwen: Aw, shit!
Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!
by Slartibartfast11 January 03, 2010
When you can't keep your seat
cause your dancing feet
are addicted to the beat
body's popping to the heat
of the monster thrilla beat
you've been Jackson'd complete!
cause your dancing feet
are addicted to the beat
body's popping to the heat
of the monster thrilla beat
you've been Jackson'd complete!
The men and women at the club who were Michael Jackson'd
took over the dance floor with their electrifying moves and their rendition of the Thriller dance!
took over the dance floor with their electrifying moves and their rendition of the Thriller dance!
by Joy Dancer December 11, 2012
Michael Cole is an annoying WWE commentator who sounds like he is reading a script.
Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich
Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!
Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
Notable Moments
Being absolutely destroyed by Steve Austin
Being DDT'd by Cody Rhodes
Being puked on by Booker T
Being Heidenraped by Heidenreich
Notable Quotes
Vintage Undertaker!!!
The Big Show has frying pan hands!!!
Controlled Frenzy!!!
WWE.com Daily Diva!!!
Oh my!!!
The Numbers Game!!!
Not this way damnit!!!
I've never seen Batista on the top rope!!!
Nobody has ever man-handled The Undertaker like this!!!
This is Edges penance!!!
Look at the piranha, slithering away!!!
The viper is preparing ro attack!!!
Here... comes... THE ANIMAL!!!
Most fans would agree he is a terrible commentator, and would freely listen to Mike Adamle over him.
Edge - "Nobody Cares About Michael Cole!!!"
by SteRDLK May 31, 2009
by Sky December 27, 2003
A pimp daddy that is the sexiest bitch alive. He gets all the girls and guys whenever and wherever with no effort necessary. His best friend is his macbook because it feeds him his daily manga and because he loves essays. Nigga will troll you when he gets the chance, so troll him first. Rumor has it he fags it up or plays baseball once in awhile, so we don't know if he's straight or not.
I wanna fuck Michael Mah!
Damn did you see Michael Mah today? Dat bitch is fineeee!
Michael Mah trolled me again. FUCK!
Damn did you see Michael Mah today? Dat bitch is fineeee!
Michael Mah trolled me again. FUCK!
by anteaterrrrr December 06, 2010
by Sparkmynature September 17, 2017
Politically progressive author, co-host of The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder and host of The Michael Brooks Show. Many peoples' introduction to Cornel West and Richard Wolff. Deeply missed. Rest in power, Mr Brooks.
Me: "I really miss the way Michael Brooks would kick around Dave Rubin"
Someone else: "Well yeah but he also introduced me to Marxism and left politics"
Me: "Yeah, I'll miss that guy"
Someone else: "Well yeah but he also introduced me to Marxism and left politics"
Me: "Yeah, I'll miss that guy"
by Troi_Baker March 09, 2021