Iron maiden

The best band in existence ever but no one listens to it because they aren’t preppy or pink also just for you information they are a heavy metal band that formed in 1975 and they are still touring

Iron maiden are the best

by Brainrotted definitions December 17, 2025

Hasn't Any Maidens

A formal version of "no bitches."

Trains hasn't any maidens.

by Czex June 5, 2022

Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)

*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding

by boomergee. June 10, 2023

Oh my Maleen

A Malino's interpretation of "Oh my god!", because Maleen is supposedly their god. Pretty Blood Wiki says Copper said it once, but that shit is just flat-out misinformation my nigga. I watched Pretty Blood: Red Snow fully, back to front, top to bottom, five times, sub-titles off, sub-titles off-- doesn't matter, nigga is LYING. COPPER NEVER SAID THAT.

Malino 1: Dude, Copper died last week.
Malino 2: Oh my Maleen!

by Majima the Mad Dog of Shimano February 20, 2024

Caleb Joshua Madden

The best man in this whole world, Caleb has such a big heart and will love you no matter what you tell him, I love my Caleb, and he’s special because no one else can have him, he loves God with all of his heart and he will lead you closer and closer, I can’t wait to marry Caleb Joshua Madden, I love him and he’s the best person you will ever meet.

“That’s someone I’d want to marry”

“ that’s Caleb Joshua Madden”

by Love, your love August 8, 2024

Mr. Marden

some random black dude that speaks english with a very strong french accent, and appears out of nowhere when you break a rule. If you break a rule in front of him he drags you to the shadow realm.

"Dude this is so shit"
Mr. Marden: "What did you just say? I'm banishing you to the shadow realm."
"NOOOOOOOOOO"

by bmards May 7, 2024