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War Machine

The girl that you see that could easily be mistaken as a large man. Standing easily a foot over most people around her, and having facial hair is a bonus.War machines have more mass than a high school defensive linemen.
I was going from lunch back to 4th hour when I saw the war machine triumphantly charging into the hallway.
-OR for you non-students-
I was hanging out at Wal Mart when I saw a beast of a war machine heading down the weight gain/facial hair hygiene isle.
by Ben - aka McLovin January 18, 2008
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Machi Gotchi

A religious term. The all powerful, and all knowing. The bringer of light. The healer of suffering. The one who will lead us into the light...into the white. (in greek, it means "I like to stretch in the dark") Dates back to the earliest texts...Even to ancient cave paintings. The Miyans and Aztecs whorshipped him.
On the 8th day, Machi Gotchi said, "let there be MT. Dew."
by ;lkjfdsa July 21, 2008
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VAGINE MACHINE

A GUY WHO IS MOTIVATED TO DO THINGS ONLY FOR THE POSSIBILTY OF ENJOYING THE FEMALE ANATOMY. IF IT MEANS CLIMBING A HUGE MOUNTAIN OR OVERCOMING HUGE OBSTICLES THAT MAY BE IN THE WAY TO GET TO THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE, THEN, NO PROBLEM! HE WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTICLES JUST AS A POWERFUL MACHINE WOULD CLIMB UP A VERY STEEP HILL WITH EASE! HIS MOTIVATION IS UNSTOPABLE AS HE GRINDS FORWARD TO GET THE BIG PRIZE OF THE PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT OF INSURTING HIS MALE MEMBER INSIDE THE WOMAN'S LOVE CANAL!
JASON IS SUCH A VAGINE MACHINE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH EFFORT HE PUTS INTO EVERYTHING TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS HE DATES AND TRIES TO SWOON! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM SO ENERGETIC AND FULL OF LIFE BEFORE HE MET JACUZZI SUZIE AND BACK ALLEY SALLY?
by LOVE YOUR KISS February 2, 2010
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Machine Gun Kelly

A dude who'll probably get killed by Em in a diss track. I respect both of them,but this might be the best Hip/hop beef we ever seen. *Fireee*
Mgk will destroy Em. No dude,Em will destroy MGK. And it will be a loop. Machine gun kelly, rapper from Cleveland.
by ggbro332r btw thats my twitch September 4, 2018
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sandwich machine

a women, guy that is a bitch, or a gay man. Only constructed for putting together kick ass sandwiches......and sex
by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004
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Keeping it clean like a washing machine

The act of staying drug and alcohol free.
"you want some weed?"

"nah man. Im keeping it clean like a washing machine"
by Taylor RiceCakes January 2, 2010
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