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Big Mac phatty phacts

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts
“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”
by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020
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Crip Mac

Tiny Loc Crip Mac is a hood celebrity, a shiny niccel from 55th Street NHC on the West Side of South Central, Los Angeles. You 5 me?

Crip Mac da Loc is a gangster with a bluetiful heart, who gives bacc 5 the community, feeds the homeless on Skid Row in Downtown L.A., hands out clothes, etc. He loves Popeyes chiccen, Crip juice and always has Old English beer on decc, on HOOD. He does no custer thangs, and always ceeps it 55th Street no matter what. He's also a rapper, has a very distinctive 55th Street Crip vocabulary and voice, on hoodstas. He does his Program Time 5 every morning, makes YouTube videos often, loves the number 5 and he really loves big booty citches, on HOOD. He is a good niccel, you 5 me?

His front tooth got knocced out in L.A. County jail catching multiple fades bacc 5 bacc, and lost it in the hole by a swole, old head Brim. He has a giant eye buster stamped on his forehead that says, "HOOVAH KILLA", with the H whacced out because he is really about that HK destruction.

Crip Mac is really who he is, a Crip from 55th Street and he ain't playing, on HOOD.
Cuh 1: Ayy cuz, is that Crip Mac posted up right there on 55th Street doing tha western wiggle wit tha 5 on his head, cuh??
Cuh 5: Lemme see, cuz... oh ye, where cuh from again?!?

Cuh 1: 55th Street, fool!!
Cuh 5: Ye, pull up, cuh!

Crip Mac: Snello!! Top of the morning, cuh. I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on hoodstas! Never commit suicide, everythang gon C alright, on hood!! Drinc plenty of water, cuh, on hood!! Listen 5 Crip Mac, I am snoo I am, on hood! Custerson White, he a custer, on hoodstas!! I give bacc 5 the community. It's the Mac, citch, and I'm bouta attacc, on any snubble, this 55th Street. You 5 me?! I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on HOOD!!
by BigBadWestCoastHead November 27, 2021
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tap MAC

To withdraw cash from an ATM.

MAC is the former Money Access Center network that was ubiquitous in the Northeast and particularly in Philadelphia from the 1980s through the early 2000s when it merged with the STAR network. In Philadelphia, ALL ATMS were MAC, the term ATM was never used in the area.
Yo, I gotta tap MAC - stop at Wawa, willya?
by Tbomb December 1, 2006
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Quicky Mac

When you put some serious mac on someone for a short time. Saying what you want in a short amount time. A short but effective mac session on someone.
Matt: Bro, I just pulled a Quicky Mac on her.
Paul: Yeah man, do work.
by Young Bergen September 14, 2010
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Crack Mac's

An infamous Mac's convenience store in downtown Calgary, a city in Alberta, Canada located in the corner of 7th Avenue and 8th Street SW. So called as it is known for being rather sketchy and crime-ridden, as well as having many people dealing crack outside in the parking lot and around the premises.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go to Crack Mac's?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't plan on getting mugged today.
by Trash•Gordon May 27, 2018
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Fleetwood Mac

Hey, you wanna do Fleetwood Mac?
Yes! I love Fleetwood Mac so much! Their Dreams and Everywhere sensations are the best!
by EL SEXO GRATIS September 16, 2023
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Big Mac nigga dick cheese

A big beefy nigger eats a big mac while spanking the meat with his dick cheesed meat
by bigmacniggadickcheese November 14, 2021
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