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Lily the hardning witch 

A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.
My mind and life has been at ease ever since i dumped lily the hardning witch.
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lily jane smith 

my best friend since 9/11. she’s the funniest silliest gish to ever exist. i love her so much and she’s the coolest. kinda fruity but i can see past that cause she’s so swag.
eliana and sydney- i don’t like lily jane smith
me *their families already in my basement *

Lily, The Great Procrastinator 

I LOVE TO replace high-priority actions with tasks of lower priority. I ALSO LOVE doing stuff for my enjoyment, and thus putting off important tasks to a later time.
Lily, The Great Procrastinator once thought about conquering the Nation of Panem but chose to watch Sailor Moon instead.

lily meyer 

A fishy fanny
lily meyer by kushtyKid345 June 13, 2018

Lily Effect 

When you start becoming strangely more aware of people’s dentistry.
God why is the first thing I notice about someone their teeth? It must be the lily effect”
Lily Effect by Taemin. January 17, 2020

Lily and dahlia 

The two best girls you’ll ever meet. They are thoughtful, sexy, cool and friendly. They may be stupid together but they are simply adorable. They’re the best duo you’ll ever meet.

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- Omg have you seen them? There so badass!!

- I’m sure they’re a Lily and Dahlia.
- the best girls EVER!!