Jamie

a retarded specky spesh whos only characteristic is the salad bowl on his head and a slut for a "girlfriend" whoa probably cheated on him like 50 times already.

A better name for him is gaymie OR the one-inch wonder as his mum calls him

P1: "have you heard about jamie?"

P2: "jamie youre a retarded pencle dick with a bowl cut"

by jamieisaspesh February 11, 2022

Jamie herring

she’s so pretty. and hot. a total babe

see that sexy chick? oh yeah. it’s jamie herring

by mrcoolkid February 21, 2019

Jamie

Fat Penis. Loves to pass out and "watch the stars". Thinks his opinion on girls is welcome even though he's never even been sucked off. Physically cannot get fat even if he tried.

Jamie enjoyed the starry night sky yesterday.

by bigblackjamiepenis January 6, 2022

Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin

Jamie Kitchin is believed to be superhuman has the second biggest muscle mass known to man (second to Brad Smith). However this mans ability to pull girls is unrivaled. If you have a girlfriend that sees Jamie, you won't have a girlfriend anymore. It is estimated that Jamie Kitchin has sex approximately 20 times a day. This is possible due to his testosterone levels which are a staggering 100,000 ng/dl. It is reported that Jamie stands at 7'4 and has a reach 97 inches.

Girl: Oh my god Jamie Kitchin! I'm so happy I left that fat midget to bang you all day!

by N1SS4N GTR October 6, 2020

Jamied

To get fucked (screwed over) without getting fucked (in a sexual way) or without repayment for favors

I had to sacrifice sleep, time, and money to help out Jamie and her children, and only received heartbreak and anger in return. I really got Jamied in that deal.

by r1989 July 5, 2016

Jamie

Jamie a curly haired skater boy. He’s fun to be around and you will most likely fall in love with him. He will most likely have a skater girlfriend.

Do you know jamie

by Slaygurl132 November 11, 2019

Jamie

A boy with an ego bigger than his dick

Jamie: My ego is massive

by justlikeleahh October 21, 2020