A short baddie with a fat ass. Aside from her desirable body shape, she has the face of a goddess. He green eyes and freckles mixed with her dirty blonde hair make for a perfect individual. Her passion for the things she loves is above all else and she is my dream girl.
by penguin popper November 17, 2023
Get the skylar jade burdettemug. Jade is the name of a girl who is extremely overweight. This girl smells like rotten fish mixed with 8 week old eggs. She is considered pip under all circumstances.
by DefinitelyNotShenan September 24, 2020
Get the Jademug. Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.
by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016
Get the jaded realitymug. Jade is a joke
by Jonggh jb cxx March 2, 2022
Get the Jademug. Jade da Bess meaning that you have a Jade in your life that will do anything for you and whatever she can do and stick by your side to support you. Also if you found a Jade and your single hit her up she is the type of girl to always be there for you play sports with you and just chill. Jade is a very relaxed person and she will always have that one dude her best friend used to like or still likes and will never loose feelings for he or she. One u have her keep her and never let go of her cause the second you brake her heart or do something bad she gone fuck your Bess mate and could do a lot betta juss keep hold of her dudeeeeeee.
by Stacey drama September 26, 2020
Get the Jade da Bessmug. 
Guy 1: “Woah look! Jade as hell!”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”
Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”
Guy 2: “Totally!”
Girl 1: “What’s Jade?”
Girl 2: “It’s someone beautiful. Like that hot girl over there.”
by Xbzbxnjx June 11, 2021
Get the Jademug.