Full Italian Platter

The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

by Bartleby191 December 15, 2015

go itachi

to kill a lot of people single handedly

i'm about to go Itachi on these fuckers if they don't shut the fuck up

by serial killer guy January 25, 2018

Red Italian

A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.

Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!

by The Logical Fallacy May 4, 2018

Alex (itachi) Santiogo

Trash at fortnite honestly just builds pyrimids. Doesn't give free clout even though he should. His shoes are questionable and makes fun of people for looking like fortnite characters. Also has some questionabal idols and videos on his phone. He worships yeezyus and Adolf Hitler. Also named his fortnite account after a terrerorist. Steals other peoples catchphrases like makes sense. And says I should join the Ku Klux Klan.

Nihga Alex (Itachi) Santiogo posted his dumbshit again

by The nig who gets niggored October 3, 2018

spicy italian boi

The spiciest of meatballs

Homie 1: "Hey bro, you want some spicy Italian bois with your speget?"
Homie 2: "Nah man, I'm vegan"

by Pandatactics October 5, 2018

Steamy Italian

The act of fucking a hot pocket or a folded up pizza while still hot.

Man I got a blister on my dick for doing the Steamy Italian.

by Talon95 March 10, 2021

The Italian Clench

The Italian Clench - Imagine missionary sex, but instead of locking eyes, the male counterpart locks their legs and arms firmly around their partner, creating an Italian Clench. In order to complete the Italian Clench, the partner on top must wrap all extremities around their partner to create a pretzel like formation, all the while, thrusting only with their hips.

Carmela: How was your date with Chad last night?
Meadow: It was great, we got drinks and afterwards we went back to his apartment and he gave me the Italian Clench.
Carmela: Oh he's Italian?! That's so great you're dating someone from the old country.
Meadow: Yeah, but the whole time I was getting Italian Clenched he whispered "gabba goo" in my ear...

Ethan: Dude, did you end up getting laid last night? We lost track of you after we slammed those jager bombs with that girl you were on a date with.
Chad: Oh yeah, we went back to my place and I gave her the Italian Clench.

by scum bucket April 1, 2021