Ian Bustamante

Zestiest mother fucker on this planet he loves femboys and playing league of legends. He is the zesty prince he also has horrible music taste

Look at that guy he looks so gay!
He’s probably an Ian Bustamante.

by Kanye sucks ong lmao!!!! December 16, 2022

Ian V

Ian V is the one and only descendant from the Russian lord tachanka. Ian V is a sex god getting all the ladies and guys. If you have fucked an Ian V you are the luckiest person alive as he only goes into those who are worthy of his mass destruction. Ian V also has the ultimate power to unleash a girls fluids, when he does this power all girls withing a 10KM radius let out a Niagra Falls worth of body fluids.

Girl 1: "I fucked an Ian V!"
Girl 2: "Oh my god, you lucky girl how did it feel."
Girl 1: "He destroyed my insides 😍"

by iouwadkhiawugeyhjkhwaiuegjhwa October 27, 2020

Ian

Ians are people that often engage in homoerotic behavior with Dereks

That guy is such a Ian

by vyvtfyfytfytgygyigyu April 2, 2025

Ian Saeng

that one guy that makes horny jokes even worse than cooper does

Ian Saeng is the most not funny person ever. I would prefer to hang out with cooper instead.

by YAYMANYAY April 1, 2022

Ian

Ian is a funny and hot guy that makes jokes out of anything he sees or hears. But once someone is uncomfortable, he stops and never mentions anything about it again. Hes mad smart and gets straight A's and B's and hes def had many people crush on him and he knows it. Once youre the love of his life, youre lucky because he rejects anyone . Youre special to him and he has a soft spot he's comfortable enough to share with you <3

girl: Ian is so funny omg.
Me: hes mad hot too he should tutor me in science some time ;)

by D011z.V1s10n January 5, 2022

Ian M.

Die just die

If you meet an Ian. M I am sorry they are the worst

1.Hey, I see an Ian M. Over there.
2. Aww I really liked this planet now it is time to release the nukes I guess

by J.J Falkchuuu May 29, 2019

ian ball

an intense game that involves running around the pool 3 times while receiving attempted dekes and shoves into the water. after running around the pool 3 times, you attempt to slam dunk into the pool hoop. basically one of the best games around...

me- "dude im going to ryan's house to play ian ball!"
raphael-"i'm somewaht jealous."

by sir colin skeeta-a-lot July 27, 2009