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Shit-Hammered

Being VERY drunk
"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"
by Joker22 February 16, 2010
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water hammer

When an industrial facility that consumes a copious volume of water suddenly stops drawing water from a water treatment plant via a pneumatic switch or quick-close valve. The instantaneous closing of the valve causes a backup of water pressure that breaks water treatment plant pumps and pipes.
The water treatment plant's pumps were destroyed when a chicken plant slammed their valve closed after a washdown of the facility causing a water hammer
by Un-Civil Engineer December 23, 2011
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baby hammer

Simply put, 'baby hammer' is yet another term used for the male reproductive organ... PENIS.
"Could you please warn me whilst viewing your vacation pictures?! I'd rather not not come across another close-up of your husband's BABY HAMMER!!!"
by DJ Scratch-N-Sniff March 1, 2012
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thor hammer

when you use your dick to hammer a nail
"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"
by stinkyboy123 September 26, 2019
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Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 3, 2022
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Hood Hammer

A meaty, fleshy appendage located between the beef curtains of a female slam pig.
Uncle Bobby baby made that clam sing by chewing on her hood hammer. “She is quite the squirter,” he exclaimed.
by Tricky boy January 4, 2022
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loose grip hammer fist

A term for a guy masturbating. It is based off the MMA strike of the hammer fist. The act is highlighted by short, mini "strokes" in a very violent matter and would tend to injure most guys. The loose grip allows for the act of stroking as a normal hammer fist grip and strike would nearly be impossible anatomically and would probably not be pleasurable for any guy.
Dude, I walked in on Dave in the bathroom jacking it and I swear he was using the loose grip hammer fist!
by DSTheBest September 27, 2011
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