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seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.
Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.
by Ce'i August 2, 2014
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Gutting Gift

The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!
I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!
by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022
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Guts

A slang that means courage and fortitude. But can mean rude things, like:
Example 1: I hate your guts! (Rude/hateful)

Example 2: you have good guts, my guy! (Encouraging/ fortitude)
by LuckyDuckyDucks May 30, 2024
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Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.
I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.
by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023
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fraud gut

A woman often mistaken as pregnant, when in actuality she is simply a fatty.
Thought I was hooking up with a pregnant chlick the other night so I didn't use a condom; come to find out bitch was a fraud gut!

Him: Congratulations, ma'am, when are you do?

Her: Excuse me? I'm not pregnant!
Him: Well then, don't I feel embarrassed..., you fuckin' fraud gut!
by Orientxp1 January 15, 2019
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p-gut

Penis-Gut: Roll of fat above the penis. Making it look smaller than it actually is.
I need to work out, my p-gut has taken 3 inches off my length.
by D3ADZO August 16, 2017
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Quail gut

The picture of 2 females smiling together in a fake and extremely sad attempt to befriend one another although they are enemies due to same love interest.....
Those quail gut broads over there are acting like besties.... Taking pictures at the club.... Lol
by mainchick760 October 3, 2016
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