friend zone

The worst place one can possibly be in when they have feelings for someone. It is where the person you are romantically interested in cares about you, but not in a romantic way.

I love my best friend, and she loves me, but only as a friend. I'm in the friend zone.

by raaaaaaawrzaz March 1, 2009

Friend Price

The price you offer to your friends on good or services that is really is just plain and simple underhanded price gouging.

Squirrel- "Hey I don't collect shoes but I just copped those new super rare Air Jordans that came out today. I know how much you wanted them so I got them for you in your size!"

You- "oh really? Awesome! How much were they? I'll hit you with some extra cash for hooking me up"

Squirrel- "They were $230 but instead of putting them on Ebay and being a dirty re-seller I'll give them to you for the "friend price" of $800..."

You- "... wow, what a great friend..."

by Katsuragi January 28, 2008

Friend With Benefits

basically: he becomes her bitch!!!

no examples needed ;)

friend with benefits

by Yatesie93 July 20, 2010

friend stalker

Someone that tries to add all of your friends on your MySpace/Facebook friends after you add them on your friends list.

After I added Candace to my friends list, she added a bunch of people from my friends list, so now we have a bunch of mutual friends. She's a friend stalker.

by ChineseGoddess June 17, 2010

Friend Zone

Something you never want to happen to you.

Mike: She just friend zoned me.

Rob: Oh, that sucks.

by HeroOfBowerstone February 9, 2012

Friend Zone

Probably the worst f**king place on this Earth. Happens normally to caring, nice guys. Girl examples are rare, but not unheard of. In most cases, the guy loves the girl, and cares about her greatly. However, due to this action, today's female will often see this as a friend-like behavior, or not realize the love he has for her. The male does everything for the girl, would always be there for her, and yet the girl doesn't seem to give two shits about his side of the story. He has continually listen to her moan and bitch about her asshole boyfriend, and how she wish she had a caring, nice one. This is normally where the male either excuses himself to go wallow in self pity, or explodes in anger at the female, confessing his love for the girl in the process. In this case, the talk usually ends with "You're a nice, caring guy, but you're more like a friend/brother to me." Which confuses the hell out of the guy, because she was just complaining about wanting a nice, caring boyfriend. All in all, a hell on earth for nice guys.

Girl: Oh my gosh Johnny, I don't understand why Bill is being such an asshole. I wish I could have a nice, caring boyfriend."

(example 1)Nice caring Johnny: "Well, I'm sure you'll find him someday." (Thinks: He could be sitting next to you...) "Hey, but I have to go wallow in self-pity in the friend zone--I mean wash the dishes."

(Example 2)Nice caring Johnny: "Oh my god Katelyn if you really wanted one, I could've been there! I have loved you for a long time, and I always have to hear you bitch about all of your asshole boyfriends, and I'm sick you you coming to me. If you wanted a caring boyfriend, I would gladly have been it. Why not give me a fucking chance?"

Girl: I'm sorry, you're a nice caring guy and all, but you're more like a friend/brother to me."

Nice caring Johnny: "WTF?! You make NO fucking sense bitch!"

by stupidBIOTCH October 22, 2012

friend scrounge

when you spend your time looking for friends to add on facebook from your other friends profile by profile.

"Give it up man, you just can't friend scrounge enough to make 300"

by librarygirl August 23, 2011