Fantasy Football Snake 

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.

Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"

Fantasy Football Snake by Hectorino November 26, 2021

Williamston Football 

The Williamston football team is located in Williamston, Michigan and is owned by Brandon Lewis

Williamston football just got demolished by Brandon Lewis. Baby ass hornets.

Williamston Football by thatfootballguy12849 December 14, 2021

varsity football 

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know

did you hear about varsity football?

varsity football by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021

Alabama Football 

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.

I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.

Alabama Football by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022

Greenhill Football Team

ha

ha greeng Greenhill Football Team

Greenhill Football Team by ur mom010 February 8, 2022

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

Danish football players by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

White Football Player 

Someone who just has a gritty attitude towards the game of football, always the first In the locker room before the game and the last one out after the game. Always has a high motor and can read the defense without having amazing talent/athleticism

Wow John is the stereotypical white football player, he never complains to the referees if the call is bad and is always on time to the game. He also just has an amazing high grit and amazing motor to help him figure out the defense. You always need a guy like John on your team.

White Football Player by LTizzle3434 May 1, 2022