When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
That guy is a football-neek
by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023
A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
by Lil' Meatwad August 25, 2008
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basically football ultras but its just in a lego based game but really they are typical chavs who just wave a pyro in the air and just do random shit
by big fat tubby March 11, 2023
The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
by Myqe the Rappist September 4, 2018
A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.
by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018