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Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.
Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.
by Pialinist May 2, 2023
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Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.
Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...
by ranocchio May 5, 2023
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Flat Earther

Someone who believes that the Earth is flat.
by Non-Biased-Commenter November 21, 2023
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Down the flats

A scenic place where the boys could have a “bit on”, whether it’s down, in, on, around or across the flats.Normally a location where you chuck some pots in or go flick some yabby’s.
The big Cambodian woke up dustier than a ceiling fan after a big night and he pissed his swag,could say he had a bit on down the flats.
by Tatto the ferret November 23, 2023
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Smack it flat

1) To handle a situation or complete a task with the utmost proficiency and vigor.

2) To act instinctually and swiftly without overthinking.

3) To deliver an exceptional performance without an exceptional ego.

4) Often used to describe creative and improvisational problem solving.

5) To make or play a vinyl record

6) To disrupt, disprove or debunk a common believe from an authoritarian or status-quo source

7) To flatten an object or surmount a task
My favorite stand-up comedian came to town, smacked it flat and left the crowd gasping.

The DJ smacked it flat and had everyone on the dance floor the whole night!

You wouldn't really guess it but that guy smacks it flat on guitar, keys, bass and drums.

After much making eyes and flirting we finally left the the party to smack it flat!
by Thehappinessenabler December 5, 2023
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Down the flats

The flats also known as a large scenic Feild of view,most commonly a beach,creek,out bush or a place to camp or pump yabbys. Just a place where you could have a bit on.
Big Cambodian pissed his swag after a big night ,you could say he had a bit on down the flats.
by Tatto the ferret December 10, 2023
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Flat

Grady cause that fn is flat asf
Grady so flat he ain hit nun in years
by Goattflat December 18, 2023
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