B Flat

A fart that has a lot of bass, as opposed to being a squeeker

Jim: Holy shit Mark, that was one stinky fart.

Mark: Yeah, it was a B Flat.

by CMBC April 26, 2011

super flat world

PROOF THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT IN MINECRAFT TURN THE WORLD TOF FLAT THE WORLD IS NOT ROUND IT IS FLAT lol

Mike: "mate is the earth round?"
Jerry: "nah in minecraft you can make the world super flat so we can"
Mike: "ok..." *teleports to another Planet*

the world is a super flat world

by Napstablook May 21, 2018

the flat muffin theory

When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.

Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.

by The flat muffin June 24, 2018

Ik it’s flat

Flat ass alt girl

alt girl: “YEEE YEEE YAAAA KAM! KAM! I HATE ALL MEN!!! GIVE MEN CURFEWWW!”

Savage dominant species: Ik it’s flat

*everyone is left stunned by the savageness*

by DellavedovaG.O.A.T. April 15, 2021

human fall flat

when you have finished sex, and have cummed onto the ladies stomach, then you have fell onto her, head first, with the dick still in her

last night me and my sister "played human fall flat" and we played it all night

by name buster June 21, 2021

jap flat

The term used when the straps on the flip flops would pop out of the sole or break in half...thus, leaving you stranded with only one good "Jap Flap " and one bare foot.

" Hey, wait up you guys, I just had a Jap flat and the sand is too hot ! "

by steve overton November 24, 2007

stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011