First

People use this to show they are first to comment on a video. It is used by gay people.

First person "FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Second person "Lmao this person is mega gay, XD XD XD"

by DM head July 23, 2019

Putting the milk in first

This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief

Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.

“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”

by Joshlerandmel February 17, 2019

first kiss

If the instances in one's life when their oral lips had touched another object with the intention of conveying a sense of love, or when another object's oral lips had touched their body with the same intention, were listed chronologically from left to right, the instance of the first kiss would invariably be on the far left of that rather sad and pointless list.

Her first kiss occurred just after she had been washed by the midwife and handed to her red faced mother.

by Lee Solomons March 14, 2004

First Down

a flat back that leads down to a flat butt or ass.

The signal a referee makes once a team gets a first down. Holds arm up then brings arms straight down IE FLAT.

by Robby Dade February 27, 2008

first nations

The indigenous people of North America who were sweethearts to the European motherfuckers, but got their asses kicked anyway.

The First Nations were brave and willing to do anything to fight for their land but they ended all getting killed because their European allies were pussies and ran away.

by koobine June 9, 2016

From First to Last

A group of no talent "musicians" whom have made a fortune by wearing make up and selling their shitty, tenuous music, which could be duplicated and surpassed by bagging a hand full of four month old kittens followed by a long thrashing against a solid brick wall.

I made my girlfriend stop telling me about Heroine, because everytime she mentions From First to Last, I think about leaving her.

by FFTLHater August 11, 2006