Dog's feet are itchy

A phrase used when you are so bored you say things that make no sense.

"MY DOG'S FEET ARE ITCHY"
...what?

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023

Hairy feet

To have luck or good fortune.

He won the lottery, he must have hairy feet.

by Lost in time June 7, 2023

Springman feet

Smelly ass feet that stinks up the whole room

Bob had a bad case of springman feet

by Sloopypoopynig March 3, 2019

Happy Feet

To shit in a deceased person’s urn, blend the mixture, consume said blended mixture, excrete the mixture through the digestive tract, urinate on the result, then finally charlie brown dance beside the final result within a toilet. Once done dancing on that ho, flush the excrement.

I got so pissed at Gerald that I happy feet’d his grandmother

by MuchoFeeto July 23, 2024

Feet

A lego finding thing in the dark

My feet are in pain because of this god damn lego

by hehehhehehhehehehhehehehhehehh September 16, 2019

feet pix pl0x

nicest way to ask for feet pictures

person a: can haz feet pix pl0x
person b: sure man

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

Come Feet

To mean what you say. Similar to “put your money where your mouth is” or “talk the talk”

“I would come feet”

“You need to come feet”

by earthtoeve March 15, 2024