A popular shooter/battle royale game released in 2017 and caused a lot of cancer and pain to humanity. Fortnite lovers usually one play one game and nothing else and is really quick to reject every other game suggestion.

Josef: Do you wanna play FORTNITE??
Me: No, that game is boring and overrated.
Josef: No it's not, it is the best game in history!
Me: You maggot...

Fortnite by Smjunk January 30, 2020

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Fortnite

Yo!
It's your boy Danny playing solo, ay!
You know who's getting also those vicroys!
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite!
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite!
John Wick comin' with the V Bucks
Ask Mommy for the Visa (Skrrrr, skrrrrr)
Choppin' trees Mickey D's Shooting Spree Ali-A
and you see me and you freeze
Drop a knee, join my team
10 damage, that's a bug bite!
50 damage... You aight'!
100 damage... Get some minis!
200 damage! Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
I'm gonna bounce and blast you off this tire
Your Mom's armpits smell like a moisty mire!
Get some slurp juice, get some slurp slurp
When you hurt you'll be crawlin' in the dirt, dirt
Hey hater, get on the elevator
Press L cause you're goin' to the lobby
I'm trappin' everywhere, you're trapped under there
150 damage in your underwear... (skrrrr, skrrr)
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts
you're goin' nite, nite (nite, nite)
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite

Nobody:

Me: Yo!
It's your boy Danny playing solo, ay!
You know who's getting also those vicroys!
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite!
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite!
John Wick comin' with the V Bucks
Ask Mommy for the Visa (Skrrrr, skrrrrr)
Choppin' trees Mickey D's Shooting Spree Ali-A
and you see me and you freeze
Drop a knee, join my team
10 damage, that's a bug bite!
50 damage... You aight'!
100 damage... Get some minis!
200 damage! Gimme the loot, gimme the loot
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
I'm gonna bounce and blast you off this tire
Your Mom's armpits smell like a moisty mire!
Get some slurp juice, get some slurp slurp
When you hurt you'll be crawlin' in the dirt, dirt
Hey hater, get on the elevator
Press L cause you're goin' to the lobby
I'm trappin' everywhere, you're trapped under there
150 damage in your underwear... (skrrrr, skrrr)
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts
you're goin' nite, nite (nite, nite)
Fortnite! Fortnite!
What's the point of building forts you're goin' nite, nite

Fortnite by Jermitlord December 17, 2019

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Fortnite

The game you play if you are to poor to afford PUBG. Only really 12 year olds play it. Your mic will pay the price if you accept a party in invite by them if they kill you are you kill them.

You see my Fortnite wins that no one cares about

Fortnite by Crusader boy February 14, 2018

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