one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

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one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

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The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition

The Three Eyed Prophet is an illuminati conspiracy theorist

by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025

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EI extra intelligence

E i extra intelligence refers to the exceptional cognitive abilities or intellectual capability that goes beyond the average or normal range

The knowledge graphs prove EI extra intelligence exists

by Scott Scott September 16, 2024

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Fire-eyed snaggletooth

the nastiest creature you can possibly imagine, it lives in extreme conditions such as Mt. Everest, it has a body of a goat and its face makes it look like it belongs in Gringotts, also refers to a ginger with crooked teeth.

Eager Climber: "I'm gonna climb Everest"
Guy 1: "Don't do it! That's where the Fire-eyed snaggletooth dwells"
Eager Climber: "I'm out"

girl 1: "who are you going to prom with?"
girl 2: "definately not Jordie, he's just a Fire-eyed snaggletooth looking for his soul"

by whiteboyswagg11 May 6, 2012

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