Evan Montague

Evan Montague is the biggest simp
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Evanism

Evanism is the complex psychological and philosophical concept of targeting innocent individuals, committing verbal slander, and the expression of extraterrestrial behavior.
“An Evanistic human has sat on me.”
“As a witness to Evanism, it's something that needs to be stopped. It is taking over the youth of our country. We need to take a stand.”
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Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special
This guy being mad different right now defiantly i part of evanism
by Yeuri June 07, 2022
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Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her
Bro this guy is being so different defiantly and evanism
by Yeuri June 07, 2022
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Evan Lucas

Someone that everyone wants to be, because he is incredibly likable.
Woah he’s so likable, he must be Evan Lucas
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evan kovera

Whiteboy who only dates people in a grade lower than him and fucks his brother on the daily
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Kian Evans

Kian Evans is a mythical and very evil creature

They often lurk in the shadows late at night waiting for their next victim. Survivors of these encounters often say he’s accompanied by an acoustic dog named The Pig. Although The Pig seems docile few survivors say it has an unusually aggressive nature.
I saw the mythical Kian Evans yesterday goofy agh guy
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