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Evan

A asian small who likes science and plays piano
Evan was a really cool guy
by smallman123 November 8, 2018
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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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eivindj

he is a perf boy and very coool and he has a 70 inches long penis.
omg he has a eivindj
by eivindj November 28, 2018
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Evan

Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo
Evan is gay
by Gunitgod December 3, 2018
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evan raupe

he has almost shot up a school multiple times. He literally pulled the gun out got scared and shoved it up his ass and started crying. he is a disappointment. he is on so many meds a had to use my fingers my toes and my two balls to count them.
Bro! evan raupe almost shot up the school again!

Who else but evan....
by DADDY OVERLORD December 12, 2018
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Evan

the little ho of the friend group who belongs to their girlfriend (fact)
by rach4realz December 12, 2018
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Evan hough

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him
Someone ran into a truck it must be Evan hough
by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018
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