Panty dragon is slang for vagina. Some men like to think of their sexual exploits like a conquest. A conquest to slay as many panty dragons as they can before being taken captive by one for the rest of their miserable, married lives. The more panty dragons slayed, the greater the legend that is the man slaying. Some panty dragons hear tale of such men and go in search of this worthy opponent... most of them end up in porn.
"I'm looking to slay some panty dragons tonight, get the jager."
"The panty dragon on that one has a lip ring!"
"The panty dragon on that one has a lip ring!"
by DieselJesus December 1, 2011
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When one finds themself with an unexplained scratch it is safe to assume that a dragon scratched you during its stealth journy away from humans.
When one finds themself with an unexplained scratch it is safe to assume that a dragon scratched you during its stealth journy away from humans.
by Gillinghammer's Sidekick June 13, 2010
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Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!
by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011
Get the splatter dragon mug.A villian in the kids show Teenage mutatnt ninja turtles the next mutation. He is the lord of a race of humaniod dragons that once ruled the planet before recorded history but was defeated and thrown in to a magic mirror. However in this series he is able to escape and he captures splinter. He is green, ugly, powerful and ruthless.
by Finnerty October 16, 2009
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Get the Dragon King mug.The dragon located at the national archives in Washington D.C. aka the Freedom Dragon is the reconstructed remains of a dragon that perished at the battle of Yorktown. Recent debates have erupted on whether the Dragon really exists but it's unknown due to its stealthy hiding spot behind the large doors located at the front.
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