The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

shimmy shimmy disco

When instead of going out with friends, you stay home and furiously masturbate.

"Hey John, wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
"Not tonight. I gonna shimmy shimmy disco at my place."

by Bobby Karlsson June 10, 2017

Double disco

The act of rubbing off two woman’s clits whilst they lay on their backs simultaneously like a DJ playing decks

Did you hear that Gary double disco’d those birds on the sun lounger at the beach?

by Disco Dave August 19, 2023

Butt Disco

Motorboating someone's butt cheeks.

He should have brought some wet wipes, because he got pink eye after giving his friend a butt disco.

by Butt Disco September 3, 2019

disco blister

noun - a small pocket of fluid within the upper layers of the skin of the foot earned while tearing up the dance floor.

After dancing with everyone at the reception, including my dad's first wife, I woke up the next morning with a painful disco blister!

by funky49 June 18, 2014

Panic! at the Disco

Another way of saying Brendon Urie since 2015

Y’all keep saying using they/them pronouns with non-binary people is so hard when we all agreed to still call it Panic! at the Disco even though we all know it’s just Brendon Urie. Oh well hypocrisy.

by A noice sunflower June 12, 2019

Disco dance

When two people fuck with LED light on

Cashier: oh you’re going to decorate your room with lights for the aesthetic?

Person: oh no Im going to do the disco dance with my significant other.

by Yahmama01 January 11, 2022