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Crazy Ivan 

The practice of snorting Vodka up ones nose from the underside of a shot glass...
Turn a shot glass upside down, fill the divet in the bottom with vodka... Brace yourself, and rail that..... Ta-da!! CRAZY IVAN!!
Crazy Ivan by LargeLeprechaun July 19, 2012

crazy nut job 

typically a bitch who "thinks" she's right, when she's no where's close and sticking to her guns, even though she's as far off base as fucking possible, therefore making her a crazy nut job.
Andy: hey man, whats up with her thinking she's all that?
Todd: I dunno bro
Andy: Must be yet another crazy nut job. Does she have a sponsor?
Todd: Yea, bitches be crazy society
crazy nut job by ccourt39 July 14, 2011

crazy dutch bastard 

a paedophile commonly found patrolling the streets of Luxembourg, in the search of young, male flesh. Spiky hair and extreme good-looks. He can't help what children do to him, "they want to put everything in their mouths". He has a strange addiction to anti-windows technology and is a cyber-hippy.
appreciates techno raves and "dishco bishcuitsh" and he is an extremely lightweight.
he is a crazy dutch bastard
AND I REPEAT.............EXTREMELY HANDSOME!!!!
"letsh get shome dishco bishcuitsh and go raving!"

"mmmmmmm, what a delicate looking little boy"
"crazy dutch bastard, thatsh me!"
crazy dutch bastard by leolux November 2, 2006

Crazy Horse 

Riding a girl around the room with your dick in her poop hole
i rode her like a crazy horse last night
Crazy Horse by the jb operation September 5, 2010

Crazy banana 

A expression of craziness to the extent of saying banana!!
Tejb: I got a noscope which was crazy bananas :D
Crazy banana by Lostrespect March 22, 2011

Crazy Horse 

Lap dance where a female is seating on a chair giving the male a blowjob but the male is upsidedown standing on both hands doing pushups while his legs are spread out resting on female's shoulder.
Hey bro, I'm skipping arm workout today. Lastnight was my girl's birthday & I did a crazy horse on her.
Crazy Horse by jilicious March 1, 2014