Cooked

To describe yourself or someone that’s in a bad situation

“Bro I got a D on this test and my mom said if I fail, she’ll take away my phone for 2 months”
“You’re cooked, bro”

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Cook

To do something or complete an action (usually exceptionally well)

“Are you sure you know how to solve this math problem?”
“Hold on let me cook”

by JupiterHanna February 13, 2025

Cassidy Cooke

Never pees with the door shut
is a total mans name

people: did you see Cassidy Cooke last night
man who saw him pissing with the door open: i wish i didnt

by Finn Sky April 11, 2022

Jessica Cook

A student in Mr Radleys class who's also a genius.

"wow! jessica cook is a genius!"

by jynxywynxxy January 5, 2022

Cooking meth

similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.

example one

“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person

“Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend

example two

“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person

by Icannothink December 26, 2023

Cook Conspiracy

A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.

~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “

“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”

by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019

Cook

verb;
being in the process of a great/impressive result

"you suck at this game"
"let me cook"

"why are you placing that bed in the nether?"
"let me cook"

similar saying: trust the process

by notthebearyouknow May 23, 2024