Fear of chopsticks
Young Tatum was carried screaming from Wong's Chinese Eatery as her parents were stoned and had forgotten her intense fear of chopsticks.
by Otis O'Blyng January 26, 2004
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Here's that douchebag consultant again who is going to give some quadrant diagram on mitigation strategies for $2k/day.
by not ted December 15, 2011
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A webpage which serves a purpose of countering Wikipiedia's alleged bias towards "liberalism." The truth is, it's just an intolerant, religious persn that bashes everything that goes against his religious, political, and scientific views, that most closely resemble those of a caveman. An apparently strong believer in the Jonah in the whale fairy tale of the bible, he insists that evolutionists suffer a syndrome called "evolution syndrome" and that we just "somehow" know that we came from other species. In what his words would be, he is a false prophet.
GOP convention
John: I saw a black man today. Oh, and also one of those hippies evolutionists.
Calvin: yeah i read about them in conservapedia. Strange folk
John: I saw a black man today. Oh, and also one of those hippies evolutionists.
Calvin: yeah i read about them in conservapedia. Strange folk
by LukeSky🚶 May 1, 2014
Get the Conservapedia mug.A Conservative SJW is a conservative version of an SJW, a social justice warrior. Rather than fighting for ideologies related to LGBT rights, women's rights, minorities, etc, the Conservative SJW will fight for a white, Christian, male's rights, and fight against other people on internet forums about how white Christian males are being oppressed by society.
Often times, they will fight for subjects that they are not knowledgeable in, and will fight tooth and nail on internet forums for the sake of making themselves try to look more reputable. A Conservative SJW may not believe strongly in the subjects that they are arguing about, or even care about the subject at all - They are there to start drama where there is no drama to begin with.
Often times, they will fight for subjects that they are not knowledgeable in, and will fight tooth and nail on internet forums for the sake of making themselves try to look more reputable. A Conservative SJW may not believe strongly in the subjects that they are arguing about, or even care about the subject at all - They are there to start drama where there is no drama to begin with.
#1: A Conservative SJW on an internet forum gets offended when a subject such as LGBT rights is being discussed, since LGBT rights goes against their Christian beliefs. A Conservative SJW can also get offended when there is a subject online about minorities, since minorities typically do not include white people. A Conservative SJW can also get offended when there is a subject regarding women, since women are not males.
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Commenter on an internet forum: "Have you heard about this issue about women's rights?"
Conservative SJW: "Oh my god, why do women need more rights? They have equal rights to us, and shouldn't get any more rights! This is misandry!"
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Commenter on an internet forum: "Have you heard about this issue about women's rights?"
Conservative SJW: "Oh my god, why do women need more rights? They have equal rights to us, and shouldn't get any more rights! This is misandry!"
by Tip C. Phun January 18, 2018
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Can also be used in reference to any competitive gaming systems. (Gameboy vs. GameGear; Playstation vs. Saturn vs. N64; Dreamcast vs. PS2 vs. Xbox vs. Gamecube; PS3 vs. X-Box 360 vs. Wii)
Can also be used in reference to any competitive gaming systems. (Gameboy vs. GameGear; Playstation vs. Saturn vs. N64; Dreamcast vs. PS2 vs. Xbox vs. Gamecube; PS3 vs. X-Box 360 vs. Wii)
The console war ended with neither side victorious.
Gamer 1: I think the Genesis is better since it has the original Phantasy Star series, whereas the SuperNES had the Final Fantasy series
Gamer 2: I think the exact opposite!
Gamer 1: The SuperNES is best because it's GRAY!
Gamer 2: No way, the Genesis is better because it's BLACK!
Gamer 1: I think the Genesis is better since it has the original Phantasy Star series, whereas the SuperNES had the Final Fantasy series
Gamer 2: I think the exact opposite!
Gamer 1: The SuperNES is best because it's GRAY!
Gamer 2: No way, the Genesis is better because it's BLACK!
by Old School Gamer Jen January 3, 2007
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To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.
Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?
Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!
by Paul November 29, 2004
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I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.
by EmeraldFire April 3, 2008
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