Coconut hotline

When Hawaiians spread the word to let people know Hawaiians are in need. For example, if a Hawaiian opens a new restaurant (or food truck) on the Main Land and needs to drum up business, the owner will get on social media to spread the word to other Hawaiians so that everyone can band together to support the other Hawaiian. This is also done when a college football program treats Hawaiians well, you will find many more Hawaiians will flock to the same program.

*Note that this is only applicable on the Main Land.

We need business for our new food truck so I'm going to get on the coconut hotline to spread the news.

by Mr. & Mrs. MAC September 10, 2016

colon-pee

Refers to a rip-roaring case of "liquid farts" --- not just a case of mundane "trots", but a full-blown bout of "galloping diarrhea", like you're actually urinating out of your large intestine.

My country-cousin friends graciously invited me to help myself to the leftovers in their fridge while I was visiting them for a couple weeks this past July. That was all great, except that once I made the mistake of thirstily polishing off a nearly-full 2-quart bottle of Ocean Spray Premium Prune Juice over the course of a couple hours on an especially hot day. Well, needless to say, I was then obliged to stay in the yard for the next couple days 'cuz I had to run inside and visit the Little Boys' Room every ten minutes, plus I hadda remember to not eat anything after four in the afternoon both days, so that I could eventually "poop myself empty" by late evening and thus be able to get some sleep at night! Talk about total colon-pee --- my poor butt-hole got so sore that it felt like I was squirtin' out hot lava towards the end of it! Ah, well --- live and learn --- prune juice isn't meant to be consumed in large quantities (I shoulda gotten a clue from the fact that the bottle had had so little used out of it), unlike apple or cranberry juice that comes in the same kind of bottle!

by QuacksO November 25, 2016

Cohoner

Cohoner: - title- verb = cohoning: the act to remind a bro that he has balls and should accept all the Shit his chick does just out of love.

"yo man my gf got mad at me and slapped me, should I apologize? I mean I was breathing to loud" : the bro
"man don't you dare apologize, you didn't do Shit wrong. Like deadass. Make her ass apologize to you":the Cohoner

"man should I take my girlfriend to London? ":the bro
" didn't she just pick a fight with you? Wait better yet, does she deserve it? " the Cohoner

by Mr.lies January 1, 2017

coconut song

the coconut song is very fun and remember to dont eat to much then you will get very fat with a big butt like helena.

I love to sing along with the coconut song.

by cocopanda.se January 26, 2017

coconut cake

Coconut cake is a popular dessert in the Southern region of the United States. It is a cake frosted with a white frosting and covered in coconut flakes.

My mom makes the best coconut cake at Thanksgiving

by PenguinKnight February 15, 2017

coconut breeze

When you're having sex with your woman and she farts and you feel the wind across your balls.

I was screwing my wife and she gave me the coconut breeze.

by rekabla March 25, 2017

Coconut

Coconut, a combination of the words "coco" and nut"
Also know as an African American male's cum.

i ain't gay but slurpin coconut for $50 is $50

by ram3n April 26, 2017