Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

Closet shower

When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.

A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?

B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.

by Ford Davis November 26, 2011

Closet Bedroom

When someone uses a bedroom as a closet!

Go clean your closet bedroom zhane.

by Jujubeanies1 May 4, 2025

Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.

Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.

by Yellowwater September 20, 2019

Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.

I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.

by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019

Closet Monkey

A gay black man.

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

prayer closet

a euphemism for an S&M dungeon

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019