aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!
Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!
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A team that has had a great history until the year 1995, when Art Modell took our players, our coaches, and our city's pride and took it to Baltimore and a few years later stole our super bowl. A team with a fan base that does not care if they win or lose unlike those god dam Steelers fans. Most of the Steelers fan base is in Ohio in which they say they are true fans, when most of them can't say where the city is, the head coach, or say they have been in the same state. Also, nice job losing to a 1-11 team when you were the defending Super Bowl Champions. Anyway every Browns fan is loyal because everyone else are assholes so they only cheer for the Steelers.Maybe I talked to much about the Steelers but the point is Browns mean a lot to this city and other people don't get it because they are fucking ass kissing, bandwagon jumping, idiot assholes. If you are from somewhere around Pittsburgh then its ok to be a fan.
Steelers fan(not real one) "Man I am such a good fan these Steelers are awesome and the Cleveland Browns suck."Browns fan"Ok, tell me who is the head coach, starting Strong safety, the location of the city, and what state they are in" Steelers fan"Uh... well our quarterback is awesome" Browns fan" Oh isn't he getting another sexual lawsuit, tell me his name.Steelers fan"Number 7"browns fan" Get the fuck out of here.
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