Hot Chocolate Backdraft

the occurance of flaming flatulence traveling in a backward motion back into the colon

that dude just suffered from hot chocolate backdraft!

by dat dan dis nigga hate dat September 4, 2008

Captain of The Chocolate Runway

A homosexual person. i.e a fag

damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

Chocolate Kisses

The mark you leave on sheets when you sit your dirty ass on them without making sure you've wipped your ass.

You shit you've left chocolate kisses all over the sheets

by Brad Walsh January 21, 2003

chocolate speedway

A popular phrase that refers to acts of anal penetration. See also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove

"Yo man, like I was sayin', Tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn't say no to a little chocolate speedway!"

by Mark November 23, 2003

chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006

Chocolate Tunnel Extravaganza

When u smoosh a piece of shit into a woman's vagina and then get sombody to lick it out

"Dude, I just wached a girl give another girl a Chocolate Tunnel Extravaganza"

by GOOTY May 21, 2007

chocolate burger

One of the loveliest tasty things in the whole world, as proved by scientists.
Originally invented for people who are too lazy/poor to buy both chocolate and a burger, and so the two are combined together. The chocolate burger has been proven to save people considerable minutes of time, so that they can spend them more effectively by watching TV, preparing another chocolate burger or just doing f**k all.

"Ack! I'm so hungry, but in 5 minutes I have to go prevent the world from imploding! I know, I'll have a chocolate burger, so I can eat more in less time - woohoo!"

by ChocolateBurgerGeneral August 31, 2007