shabby chicanery

Hybrid term melding "shabby chic" and "chicanery."

shabby chic:
a style using worn and deteriorated items to achieve an elegant overall effect

chicanery:
trickery or deception by quibbling or sophistry

Shabby chicanery:
Constant failed attempts at using second-hand items in one's home decor to achieve a look of false elegance. Result is invariably much more Salvation Army than Apres-La-Guerre.

Another broke down La-Z-Boy? Enough with the shabby chicanery, already.

by Tom Terranova August 17, 2007

Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.

I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.

by Joe February 9, 2005

chicanery

it's a place where Chicanos (mexican-americans) go to school to learn trades.

he went to a chicanery and learned how to fix cars.

by marvin a April 19, 2006

Chicago meat hook

(n.,v.) a sexual procedure in which a male digs his finger into a females vagina and makes his finger into the shape of a hook, he then pulls the females "meat" out with his finger. Resembling a meat hook hanging in a window of a buthcher's shop. Can also be done on the anus.

I am going to give you a chicago meat hook.

by Sammy19 January 8, 2008

chicago

The whole damn city is ghetto expect for the northside and Downtown. Its like a mini New York City.

It's a desent city. View is better from hancock building then, Sears Tower and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

by Taji July 25, 2004

chicago

A city that is a waste of space. The people don't know how to drive, it smells like dog shit, and no one has an education in that city. If you are looking for a nice midwestern city, try ANYWHERE but shit-cago.

Hey, didn't you go to chicago this weekend?

Yea, it sucks, it smells like dog shit there.

by Sean S February 11, 2005

Chicago smile

A violent act where the victim is placed with their mouth across the edge of a curb and a person stomps until the edge of the mouth is torn apart, thus creating a smile.

That buster sold me bad weed, so I gave him a Chicago Smile.

by Headman July 1, 2005