cat fucker

Someone who fucks the feline variety.

"Hey you cat fucker" Ryan cranny from Michigan

by dobrom Bramis January 20, 2009

Cat Master

A Cat Master is a male who owns many cats (More than 4) and his world revolves around them. He is in Love with all of them. Not to be confused with the Crazy Cat Lady.

That guy over there keeps 10 cats in his house, he must be a Cat Master.

by vg718 May 19, 2016

Cat Way

A sex act between two men involving them simultaneously penetrating one anothers anus with their penis, similar to "scissoring".

Billy is so felxible! We were even able to do it cat way!

by Mally O'Malley December 11, 2021

titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.

My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.

by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021

cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

Cat Coin

Cat Coin is a game where you basically take the coin, and whether you have a dick or a pussy, you shove it in the "coin slot" of your butthole (for males), or vagina. Whoever can fit the most Cat Coins in their butthole/pussy wins. Also, after every Cat Coin the player inserting the coin must say "Cat Coin!"

"Noah, I don't want to play Cat Coin anymore."
"Shut up bitch, we're playing Cat Coin."

by bammz March 17, 2021

Whack the cat

-Female masturbation
-(Also can refer to feline discipline in effort to reduce undesirable kitty habits such as knocking breakables from raised surfaces)

"Sometimes you just gotta whack the cat" -Lucy

by Fry5o January 23, 2017