Carlo is a natural born pimp!
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
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One of the nicest guys you would ever meet - you talk to him for hours and you would not get bored what-so-ever :) everyone needs a carlo in their lives; he's a keeper
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The best human being alive, if anyone knows a Carlo then they have a friend for life.
He is literally the greatest at everything.
He is literally the greatest at everything.
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sippy wippy, a slurpy wurpy even <3
sippy wippy, a slurpy wurpy even <3
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