While wearing a mountie costume and having intercourse in the doggy style position you call your girl a "hoser" if she says "what" you splash her anus with tabasco sauce and ask her why she doesn't know what a hoser is and proceed with "eh" and stay mounted for a full minute plus
I pushed her head down into a plate of waffles while performing the Flaming Canadian. I hold the world record.
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Get the Canadian Snowbox mug.The act of inserting maple syrup in the girls vagina and then having intercourse. Once the girl climaxes, the maple syrup and cum mix to form volcanic like liquids. It is quite popular in mountainous regions of Canada.
Earl: Dude last night Cara had an intense canadian volcano.
Peter: I bet it wasn't as big as the eruption Maria had a few nights ago.
Peter: I bet it wasn't as big as the eruption Maria had a few nights ago.
by shelberry12 September 16, 2010
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Get the Canadian Pride mug.A Canadian shower is when, after having made a bowel movement, a shower is required because you're too dumb of a Canadian to wipe properly.
The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
The added time required to take a Canadian shower usually results in missing an invitation to a fun or exciting event.
by Dirkachbar February 22, 2011
Get the Canadian Shower mug.while engaging in vigarous intercourse the male stretches out the females pussy lips to the extent where he can tie them into a knot
as i was pounding her on the table her pussy lips became so loose that i actually was able to perform the good ol' CANADIAN CRANK.........OUCH.......POOR GIRL!
by jack mehofV August 21, 2006
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