by Dale Ross August 21, 2018
When someone has their underwear on the table and proceeds to put their Diarrhea on top of the underwear and serve it at a family gathering.
by Schloperton December 19, 2022
aziraphale from good omens.
by cherryblossomwine December 01, 2021
When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake
Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.
by Gohawks14 November 22, 2022
Cake Room:
Noun
1. A room that contains a child's pool filled with cake.
2. A room to do sexual things in...that may include cake.
Noun
1. A room that contains a child's pool filled with cake.
2. A room to do sexual things in...that may include cake.
by alphapixel November 23, 2018
The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 24, 2020
"OMG they're so Poom cakes... that cake is in the shape of a Poom lets all go shave our heads and worship it"
by Bluewave1989 August 28, 2008