Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming

“Are you even listening to me?hello?? NATA BURRITO!!!”

by A joe cock November 12, 2020

Burrito Fest

Not to be confused with the common sausage fest, a burrito fest is to be held as the highest standard for penis gauging, and sizing. One places a fully loaded 5 layer burrito around his cock to check for length and stench retention. If he ejaculates upon entry it has been long told that he is now a man, and is ritualized similarly to a bar mitzvah. Once the ritual has been completed and the man has finished inside the 5 layer burrito all of the previously initiated men release their semen into the burrito. It is usually only 2 other men. Making it a 7 layer burrito. He then eats the burrito.

Fin was about to become a man! But he backed out on his burrito fest because it was quote “too gay”

Jimmy-dude fin the burrito fest was the greatest thing to ever happen to me! I got to make a 5 layer burrito into a 7 layer burrito, then eat it!

Fin-dude you’re gay.

by The man bro December 5, 2020

Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game

"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel

by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020

Full half burrito

Someone who is completely insane. Also batshit crazy. A total lunatic.

Supporters of the Orange Liberation Party have lost all contact with reality, they've gone full half burrito.

by Parker Ripley January 10, 2021

IMA BURRITO

amyywoahh

Ima burrito bye amyywoahh

by robloxrat2 January 19, 2021

yankee burrito

A cheese roll-up with a hot dog, sometimes set in the fryer to hold it's shape. Usually a flour tortilla 8-12" holding yellow american type of cheese with a basic chicken, pork, and/or beef hotdog. Sometimes dipped to add flavor and hold a crispy dipable shape for ranch, cheese, or salsas from such fast food places as Amigo's/King's Classic. At home normally just a cheese quesadilla with a hotdog microwaved.

All I had left in the fridge was shredded cheese and hotdogs. So I nuked it on a tortilla to make a Yankee burrito.

by Chestertm927 February 15, 2021

Burrito

A dish originating from México typically consisting of a tortilla with fillings on the inside. These fillings usually include (but are not limited to) meats, vegetables, sauces, and other Mexican ingredients.

Person: I want to order a tortilla with stuff inside of it.
Cashier: You mean a burrito?

by CheeseCakeFries February 22, 2021