bitcheroo

someone who spreads joy and love indiscriminately

While not normally a morning person, today, her bitcherooness was exceptionally kind to her co-workers.

by dos M's March 25, 2008

bitchhawk

noun: A pathetic attempt at a mohawk, even worse than a fauxhawk.

John: Did you see that douche over there?

Mike: The one in the red shirt rockin a bitchhawk?

John: Yeah. I'd laugh if it weren't so sad.

by Bill Murray ate my baby April 4, 2010

Bitches and Cream

1) a cool way of swearing while sounding slightly camp.

2) a coffee with baileys.

1) oh Bitches and Cream that hurt!

2) *in a bar* Can i have a bitches and cream please?

by Tyrosine December 11, 2010

National you get no bitches day

August 24th is a day where those who have the inability to spit game or riz up can come together and celebrate bad they are at attracting those of the opposite/same sex

John: bro have fun celebrating
Michael: celebrating what?
John: national you get no bitches day unlike you I can't celebrate cause I actually get bitches

by Jimmy winger August 10, 2022

bitchhole

Noun: Female version of asshole.

That bitchhole just cut me off!

by KKin LJ October 19, 2004

Bitches' Gotta Eat

Denoting a reply as to sum up the serendipity & continuation of every day life. Similar to the uses of 'that's the way the cookie crumbles' & 'that's just the way things are'.

John: I can't believe Ryan exploited his own dignity just to put food on the table.

Pete: Well, Bitches' gotta eat.

by therealmagee December 8, 2014

Bitchess

One who is not only a bitch in the sense of a female dog , but one who is also treated like royalty by her bitchraising family. Giving this particular bitch the pompous attitude of a princess with the attitude and inbreeding of your average bitch.

Also useful for the extra bitchy "jewish princess".

After I told that bitchess, she was a bitchess, her father came out of the trailor chasin me with a tire iron.

So this pontiac sunbird with a princess windshield decal cuts me off, then the semen-dumpster driving, flips me off, Marlb stil in hand. What a total bitchess.

by Corey O May 23, 2008