dick bandit

The combination of a Douche Bag and an Asshole. Most often a goofy, pathetic or annoying individual.

Jimmy is such a Dick Bandit. He's always drinking my beer!

by The Original Easy E June 11, 2006

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Bandit

a sneaky, decieving person.

that noob-ass bandit airflared out of nowhere.

by BboyCarbon November 2, 2009

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Boner Bandit

1.) A more polite name given to a whore or slut. A Boner bandit has sex with many people thus metaphorically taking their boners.
2.) A crazy person who literally cuts of people's boners.

Scott: Dude, I totally have a date with Jessica on Friday.
Adam: Dude, Jessica's a total boner bandit.
Scott: Wait what?
Adam: She's a slut dude. She'll steal your boner and make you feel bad about yourself.

by ThisisTubbs January 11, 2011

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booty-bandit

1. A man who enjoys having sex with men mainly likes it in the ass.

Person 1:"Yo i heard that Jon has a gay porn movie out!"
Person 2:" Yeah i saw it that oreo is a booty-bandit!!"
Person 1:"HAHHAHA 4 real"

by ATM January 23, 2005

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Backroad Bandit

A girl who sleeps with men on rural and secluded roads.

This girl is usually a slut who goes to these secluded places so as not to get caught by the guy's girlfriend.

Where were you last night?
I fucked Bob on RR #2, Im a backroad bandit!

by glance43 May 1, 2005

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