Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

Basterd

A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.

For those who say irregardless basterd makes sense.

by chasbro August 22, 2009

Baster

a hoe

i can lqand that girl she a baster

by Larry franko January 19, 2003

Egg Beater

When a woman has an abundance of cervical mucous, flings it on her husband's face and testicles, and he licks it off.

I am ovulating and want to give you an egg beater!

by The Popesicle February 17, 2008

turkey baster

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted

Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven

by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

kobe buzzer beater

The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.

Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job

by josh holts May 12, 2004

beastars

about a slut bunny who is horny for everyone like i mean everyone and the wolf who is having wolfly and almost ate the bunny and about a bitch ass deer who is a suck up but lets just talk more about the bunny she asked the wolf of he wanted food and while he was thinking she stripped and then opened his shirt as he was sweating his ass off like he was so scared and that bunny said “i wanna see where this leads” as she pulled down his pants but he pulled them back up and left

did you hear that anime with the horny bunny called beastars

by spocy’s wet cream pie January 17, 2021